Political Dictionary

"Socialism" : I have two cows. My neighbour has none. I give one to my neighbour.

"Fascism" : I have two cows. The government takes both my cows, shoots one, milks the other and sells me the milk.

"Nazism" : I have two cows. The government shoots me and takes both my cows.

"Communism" : I have two cows. The government takes both and appoints me to milk them everday. I get part of the milk as my salary.

"Capitalism" : I have two cows. I sell one and buy an ox.

"Trade-unionism": I have two cows. The unionists come and take both. They shoot one, milk the other and throw away the milk.